Laugh at My daughter crying? Not Me!

Well, here is my first "Not me!" Monday participation blog. If you would like to learn more about the founder of "Not me!" Mondays, go to MckMama's site here. This is Stellan's momma! Yes, that is the famous Mirculous Stellan! Now that MckMama is back into the swing of things at home, she is also back to her routine blogging format and this is what every Monday brings.

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This format is a cute and funny way to confess your faults by stating it definitely was not you!

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Get the picture?

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Well, here it goes!

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First of all I never I have a problem admitting my weaknesses. Nope, "Not me!" :)

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Pride! What? I am the humblest person EVER! Pshaw. Pride...definitely not me!

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This is not weird at all for me to tell you what I did wrong this week. Nope, "Not me!" I am totally cool with exposing myself, yuck and all!

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Well, yesterday, I did NOT laugh at my daughter as she cried her little heart out because I was force feeding her homemade green beans puree' . Nope, "Not me!" As her crying escalated to a frenzy, I did not chuckle one bit, not me! Okay, at first it is was only a little grumble of protest: I promise. Then as I kept NOT trying it, well...you get the picture. I am not a sadistic mother in the least bit.

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Oh by the way, I was not covered in Green Beans Puree' by the end of the meal session either, if that is what you are thinking! Not me!

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I did not daydream about what I could be blogging about during yesterday's sermon on...umm well never mind that. Not me!

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Cinnamon tortilla chips are very yummy and I want to bring in some homemade ones for my homeroom tomorrow for Cinco de Mayo. I was cutting tortillas into strips yesterday for a practice turn and I did not carelessly slice my thumb open with a knife. I am not that clutsy. Never! Not me!

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And lastly, I never-ever procrastinate. Just ask my mother or husband. They would say I am absolutely perfect in this area of my life. One of my strongest suits. Yes-sirree, Bob! I did not even postpone one little iota on my lesson plans this weekend and end up staying up until 11 p.m. on a Sunday night to email them to my vice-principal. Nope, notta, never me!

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Okay, you get the gist now? Whew! Hmmm! That was a bit cathartic!

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I recommend you try this post yourself, if you haven't already!

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Oh, I forgot one!

And I absolutely never want to curse out blogger for always formatting my posts incorrectly!

NEVER! EVER!

LOL

(frickin-frackin-fray!!!)